A Speccy Man Has A Breakdown - day 11
The orders came in
(I skipped day 10.) The response was unexpected, when I sent out an email last week outlining the specs (ha!) for A Speccy Man Has a Breakdown (108 pages, hardback, good paper, dust jacket, numbered and signed, with an art print, £45, etc etc).
I was just trying to share my thinking, so it was a delightful surprise that a handful of people replied, asking where the “buy” button was.
There was no button – still isn’t – because I haven’t yet worked out shipping costs, which will vary. Most people who have pre-ordered live in the UK, but others live in Canada, Malta, Switzerland and perhaps elsewhere that I don’t know about.
Meanwhile, yesterday I shared with my agent, Jaime Marshall, what’s been happening. He was at London Book Fair last week, which is a big deal for publishing people, so I left him alone. He’s pleased to hear my news, and thinks this is the right way to get this book done and out into the world – whatever may happen to it later.
The handful of people who pre-ordered has since increased to 18. One of the people on the list is someone I haven’t seen for years. He lives abroad, is coming to London in mid-April, and messaged to ask if we can meet – perhaps I could bring along his signed copy of the book?
I was thrilled, but thought I’d better check with the printer if that’s feasible.
So I messaged the printer, asked about turnaround times, and also if I could see some kind of dummy of the book: same pagination, same paper and so on – even if it’s blank inside.
I wanted to hold it and be sure the finished book won’t feel cheap or wrong before I commit.
But it turns out that the printing will not be finished by the time my friend is in London. Also disappointing: creating even a single prototype will cost £200 and more.
I really must get on. I said I would finish this by the end of March. I certainly won’t have the finished books, but I can keep 31 March in mind as a deadline for uploading the finished words + art.
One more thing today: buying ISBN numbers. You can only buy them in blocks of ten, but that’s fine by me – I have plans for the other nine.
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Last updated: 26 March 2026