Where Are You In The Actual World, Please?


This is for current newsletter subscribers only.

I’m planning to do more live events in the nearish future.

If you have literally zero intention of ever turning up to anything I do, even if it’s right there on your doorstep in [ PLACE NAME ], please stop reading.

Otherwise, please let me know your address, using the form below.

I will use the information to make a little map, with pins. I have already started the map and I’m excited to report that it covers several continents.

If you don’t want to give me your whole address, even just the city and country would be ace.


If you are not a newsletter subscriber, this is not the place to sign up.


Thank you in advance for your assistance with this matter.


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