Some marketing dos and don'ts

My previous post described a struggle to send emails to subscribers because I hate to think I’ve swallowed wholesale the marketing view of what “personal” writing means.

But I need to clarify: I’m not rejecting marketing altogether. I can’t, because I sell things.

I have a shop!

Portraits, books, courses, memberships, occasionally artworks. I run events. If nobody knows it exists, it doesn’t happen. So what kind of marketing is OK? I thought it might be useful to put something down here, for accountability and transparency.

First of all: would a sentence get past a good editor without being struck out as hyped, coy, manufactured, or fake-personal?

More specifically…


I’m going to allow myself:

  1. Announcing that Contain Multitudes opens at Burgh House on such-and-such a date. Describing what someone will see.
  2. Explaining what a portrait commission is: how long it takes, what it costs, what the process feels like from the sitter’s side.
  3. A well-written page about A Modest Book About How To Make An Adequate Speech that says what’s in it and who might want to read it.
  4. Telling the newsletter I have a new post up, or a course opening, or an event coming.
  5. Segmenting a list because a life-drawing workshop is relevant to some subscribers and not others. That’s saving people from mail they didn’t want, not manipulating them.

But not this:

  1. “Hi [FIRST_NAME], I noticed you bought A Speccy Man Has A Breakdown…” when it was a database that noticed, not me.
  2. Scarcity theatre. “Only three spots left!” when there aren’t. “Closing tomorrow!” when it isn’t.
  3. Withholding key information – price, dates, what the thing actually is – in order to trigger a “reply for details” that pulls the reader into a sales conversation.
  4. Free-video-one, free-video-two, free-video-three, now-buy-my-course sequences. The exact Sophist pattern I’ve written about before.
  5. Testimonials that have been polished until they no longer sound like the person who gave them.
  6. Guilt, urgency, FOMO. Anything that works by pressure rather than by clarity.

I don’t imagine this list is complete, or that I’ll always know in the moment. If you see something that seems off, jp at this domain name and tell me.