Different camera for the bingo machine

An open sketchbook on a wooden table showing two watercolour-and-marker portraits on facing pages. Left: a figure in dark round glasses like ski goggles perched on a black hat. Moustache, yellow shirt. Above, a caption: "I have a different camera for the bingo machine". Right: a figure with pink-purple hair, dark rectangular glasses, a greenish complexion and a grey top. The caption: "I call them adequate projects".


Some time ago, I met Steve Chapman in Hampstead for coffee. (He’s not often up this way.)

We both routinely carry a sketchbook, and we ended up drawing each other, then added captions with something the other had said.

On the left, I present Steve as I saw him that afternoon, and one of the things that came out of his mouth – the kind of thing I like to catch in the wild: “I have a different camera for the bingo machine.”

On the right, how Steve saw me. And a phrase of mine that Steve had evidently heard: “I call them adequate projects.”

Which I do, and I still do.

A different, more finished portrait of Steve is in my show this week – he appears with Jo Wood, the pair of them arranged loosely after Hockney’s Mr and Mrs Clark and Percy, with a stuffed raven where Percy would be.

Full post: Not Mr and Mrs Clark, not Percy.


Part of Contain Multitudes at Burgh House, Hampstead, 18-23 August 2026.